[meme] christmas means k-i-s-s-i-n-g

[scovilles]

mistletoe meme!

hello friends! you've stumbled upon the dc universe's newest crop of hanging mistletoe - with your new favorite person! whether it's magical compulsion, that you're trapped until you kiss, or just tradition and social pressure, you've been caught under the mistletoe and that means you have to kiss.

get ready to pucker up, buttercup!

Comments

[spacebro]

[He laughs as if they are just talking about awkward things and not being awkward things. Always trying to keep that easy flow going.] Very. I've kissed a lot of girls and I can tell you it's always better when they have mouths. [See? Awkwardness—FIXED! New superpower.]

[takingkarabusiness]

You know, I am not even going to ask about that. Nope. Definitely not.

Also, can we go back to the one thing you said? About hoes?

[spacebro]

[Is someone jealous?]

Oh, right, there was something about a large man going down chimneys with toys while saying that.

[takingkarabusiness]

[ not on your life ]

Ah. Well. First of all he's saying "ho ho ho", which is a kind of laughter, I think? And he's just a fairy tale that parents tell their kids to keep the holiday feeling magical and special.

[spacebro]

[Right. The hoes.] Does it work? You seem charmed by it.

[takingkarabusiness]

Well, I know he isn't real but it's a really fun tradition. I basically love everything about Christmas, so...

[spacebro]

[He can see that. He takes a drink before she realizes how much he's watching.] How long does it last?

[takingkarabusiness]

Christmas Day is December 25th, so usually the whole month of December leading up to it, but it's been pushed back earlier and earlier each year.

[spacebro]

Wow. That's a long time. How many presents do you usually get? One every day?

[takingkarabusiness]

No! No. Well, there's Advent stuff but that's not really mainstream, and they get one present a day for Hanukkah, but that's a whole OTHER holiday. The amount varies, but one is a solid present amount to give someone.

[spacebro]

[Laughing.] Are you ever not having holidays here? And Kryptonians thought Daxamites goofed off a lot.

[takingkarabusiness]

Earth traditions and celebrations aren't "goofing off"! They have a lot of really important societal impacts. It's not like a frat party every day, unlike some planets' celebrations.

[spacebro]

[Just smiling as she gets worked up.] I think you might like the occasional frat party. When's the last time you tried something like that?

[takingkarabusiness]

I go to clubs! I am at a bar right now.

[spacebro]

So, you admit you like it.

[takingkarabusiness]

I can have fun! I can be a fun person!

[spacebro]

Hmm, I'm going to have to see it. [He's seen it before.]

[takingkarabusiness]

Oh, I have nothing to prove to you.

[spacebro]

Does this mean I'm not getting a Christmas present?

[takingkarabusiness]

You might, unless your christmas present is taking me to a house party.

[spacebro]

Do the people getting the gifts decide what the gift is on this planet?

[takingkarabusiness]

They can be requested but they don't have final say, no.

[spacebro]

You'd have a hard time wrapping a house party in colored paper anyway.

[takingkarabusiness]

Don't think I wouldn't try. If it were on the table, which it's not.

[spacebro]

I do like other things you know. [What could those other things be. Hmmm.]