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iris west

[reporter]

[greenarrowed]

I hope you know that Barry has gotten 3x more annoying since you got together.

[reporter]

How's he been annoying you?

Investigative reporters need to know for girlfriend reasons.

[greenarrowed]

He came to Star City last night and then spent three hours talking about you without pausing to breathe.

[reporter]

Please don't tell me you were the one who ate half my tub of ice-cream. You're going to have a bigger problem than The Flash spending three hours of your time talking about me.

[greenarrowed]

He told me it was his.

[reporter]

Barry won't be impromptu-visiting Star City or the Green Arrow to talk your ear off for a very long time once I'm done with him.

[greenarrowed]

Excellent.

I mean. Don't be too hard on him. He's happy.

[reporter]

And what about you, Mr Queen? We haven't heard too much about you.

Or Barry hasn't shared. I think he's a little scared to.

[greenarrowed]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[reporter]

This is all off the record, btw. Unless you'd like Central City to be informed its friendly neighbour Oliver Queen is still at large with being a sourpuss. They have a fondness of Grumpy Cats, fyi

[greenarrowed]

I'm not dating anyone right now, Iris.

[reporter]

Do you know Barry's made your ringtone "Single Ladies"?

[greenarrowed]

Did he now?

[brb going to kill a speedster]

[reporter]

Every time you call him, he likes to do the little hand move.

Do you know the move I'm talking about?

[ 😇 ]

[greenarrowed]

No.

I say this as a friend, I'm sorry I shot him with another arrow.

[reporter]

You shot him with another arrow.

[ a little speedy bee hasn't been telling her the full story, it seems. :| ]

[greenarrowed]

I will be.

[reporter]

Please don't.

I know a better way to get back at Barry that doesn't involve you being in my bad book, which once you're in, you never get out. I don't want you to be in the bad book.

[greenarrowed]

I'm listening.

[reporter]

Tell him Beyonce thinks the Flash should wear a hood, just like the Green Arrow. It's worse than an arrow to any part of his body.

[greenarrowed]

You are an evil mastermind.

I'm a little afraid.

[reporter]

[ oliver queen, afraid of little iris west? ;; she can't wait to rub that in wally's face. she might keep that far away from barry, though ... ]

Hopefully you're afraid enough not to use my Flash as target practice, Arrow. I'd hate for our blossoming friendship to wither.

[greenarrowed]

We'll see.

Sometimes he's very annoying.