boys (and girls) blowing up our phone, phones

[manofsmilies]

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[unrecognizable]

To potentially save his life later on on. Besides, Barry heals fast.

[advena]

You are so going to give Barry an apology next time he comes over for dinner.

And you're going to tell me a joke.

[unrecognizable]

That's a little demanding, Kara. Which means I'll consider it.

Barry told me never to repeat the joke again because it was terrible. And I only asked him because he wouldn't tell me what you liked.

[advena]

Nope. You are 100% going to apologize to Barry, or I'm going to show him a picture of you wearing the slippers I got you. The ones with the foxes on them.

And if you don't tell me a joke, I'm not coming over on Friday. So there.

[unrecognizable]

Are you blackmailing me?

[ just when he thought he couldn't find you more attractive, Kara, you do something like that ]

A fireman storms into a packed conference room wielding a large axe and says “Everyone, this is not a drill!”

1/2

[advena]

[ peals of laughter coming from earth-number-who-knows. she's a sucker for terrible puns, okay. ]

I can't believe Barry told you that was a bad joke!!!

[advena]

And yes. Definitely blackmailing you. 100% scary blackmail.

[unrecognizable]

That is incredibly illicit. Maybe I'm corrupting you after all.

[advena]

Don't let me catch you shooting arrows at any other friends or I'll have to share the picture with Diggle too.

[unrecognizable]

Does this mean I should make a list of all the people I've put an arrow in? Could take awhile.

[advena]

Maybe let's just limit the future arrow putting in people to bad guys and target dummies.

Think you can manage that, senor grumpy gills?

[unrecognizable]

Agreed, but I reserve the right to shoot anyone who attempts to date my sister in the future.

[advena]

You can shoot Thea's potential suitors with NERF arrows or bean bags. Deal?

[unrecognizable]

Let's say I'm willing to make that concession, what's in it for me?

[advena]

Remember, laser vision and superstrength. Do you really want to fight me on this?

[unrecognizable]

'Anything you want, Oliver' was the appropriate answer here.

[ in his fantasy, shhh ]

[advena]

I tried that already, remember? Somebody sent me a bunch of INappropriate links while I was in a meeting with Scooter as a reply.

[unrecognizable]

The need arises when inspiration strikes. You say inappropriate, I say creative.

[advena]

Nice PR spin, Mr Mayor. Any other creative ideas I should know about?

[unrecognizable]

Since you mentioned my obligations as mayor, and we've already established how durable you are...

In the interest of science, I may want to see if the desk in my office could withstand us.

1/???

[advena]

2/???

[advena]

okay enough

[advena]

Please remember to close the curtains this time.

[unrecognizable]

And deny myself a first scandal as city official?

[ how much of it is a joke is the real question ]

[advena]

Do we have an accord, Mr Queen?

[ somebody's been watching west wing reruns. ]