boys (and girls) blowing up our phone, phones

[manofsmilies]

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[taskforcing]

I'm intrigued. Count me in.

[accelerate]

I noticed this morning I'm missing a shirt. It's my favorite shirt. I think someone must've broken in, stolen my lucky shirt and taken it home with her this morning.

I need help finding the culprit, Detective.

[taskforcing]

Just my expert opinion? Perhaps she didn't break in and steal it. Perhaps her adorably-butted boyfriend left it on the floor and she decided she wanted to wear it around the house.

[accelerate]

Adorably-butted.

ADORABLY BUTTED.

Now that's a description that'd stand out in your report, Detective.

Are you still wearing it?

[taskforcing]

Depends on if you're planning on pressing charges...

[accelerate]

I will if you don't tell me what you mean by adorably-butted.

I need details.

Explicit details.

[taskforcing]

You have an adorable butt.

I could send you a picture but... that might be used against me in a court of law.

[accelerate]

A picture of your butt?

Or my butt??

Because only one of those will be used in a court of law and I can tell you right now it's not going to be mine.

[taskforcing]

So you're going to let other people see my butt? In court? That seems weird.

[accelerate]

Only one judge in particular.

Which isn't weird.

Unless you think it's weird I'm pretending that judge is me right now.

[taskforcing]

Oh, a little roleplay, huh?