[Oh, he's fast enough to take the picture, but he's not quite expecting what it's like to actually commit to the gag kissing. He was expecting something stiff and gross like that old lady at the circus who made him call her Aunt Harriet. At worst, it would be that kind of disconnected mechanical sensation that happens when Poison Ivy gets lucky and nails him with some of her chemicals.
But Artemis is kind of soft. And she smells different when she's dressed up. And sure she's snatching his phone out of his hands, but he's mostly letting her do it because what actually just happened??]
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But Artemis is kind of soft. And she smells different when she's dressed up. And sure she's snatching his phone out of his hands, but he's mostly letting her do it because what actually just happened??]